Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Blog Post #5 - Mystery Character: The Winner

He was born in New York City as Carlos Irwin Estevez. He used to do drugs, but now he is on a natural drug that shall not be named, however it is not available. If you try the substance once, you will die. In fact, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Due to the man's different constitution, brain, heart and tiger blood running through his body he will not die because dying is for fools and amateurs. He was one of two and one half man, now he is just one man with two girlfriends, three ex wives and five children. He recently lost his job, but found a new one, winning.

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